Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie — two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

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Last batch of photos, freaks!

We were on our way to hot topic and saw you crying. Are u ok? Let's go get you a cinnabon

We went to the mall and now we look like this. Check out our mall goth photoshoot or whatever. More photos coming this week, not that you care.

Yooo we're going to be streaming on twitch tomorrow for the first time ever and we can't wait to play game and have fun time. We'll be streaming Tuesday, February 24th at 7PT/10ET on http://www.twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod

Wassup y'all! Tyler here. A couple weeks ago John really wanted to go to the Little Tokyo Flea Market because they were doing a special Tamagotchi day with a bunch of cute stuff, so I tagged along and took a bunch of photos. Our friends Nic (Soundly Awake), Ness, and Lina met up with us and we found a ton of cool stuff. We love supporting local artists and wanted to do something fun besides just making podcasts all day, so we hope you enjoy this photo dump!!

Thank you NikolaiJai for drawing Magica, John as a shiny Trubbish, and Tyler as a Sawk, which is a reference to our pride episode! Tyler Tyler!

Thanks to Dani Soto for drawing us as our Labubus!

Hi we're posting something here! Thanks to our #1 Straight Ally Cosmicosmo for being our photographer for this Y2K photoshoot. Putting this together was super fun so expect to see us in more stupid outfits in the future~